Houseplants and their F*cked-Up Thoughts

"Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabiting. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your Fiddle Leaf Fig finds you pathetic? Or that your Philodendron has been eyeing your man? Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt loving deviants, you'll never feel at home with your houseplants again."